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thatmau5chick:

zeggnog:

askthemariobros:

Number one rule of Tumblr:

ALWAYS REBLOG THE DARN CREATOR IF HE IS ON YOUR DASHBOARD.

If you don’t, get off Tumblr. Now.

dad

Follow the rules peasants.

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the-absolute-best-posts:

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

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• before shaving my legs: i don't want to no they're not thAT PRICKLY ITS FINE I'LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY I H A T E S H A V I N G
• after shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn't i do this earlier everythinG IS AMAZING

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

this is my new favorite thing.

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• Bias: Did it hurt?
• Me: Did what hurt?
• Bias: Knowing the bitter reality that I will never be yours?

painiswarning:

Pakistani children light candles to pay tribute to Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting victims in southern Pakistani port city of Karachi on Dec. 15, 2012.

This will never be on the news. But how awesome of this picture to see some light.

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galiadv:

cheyennecc:

raspuma:

Scientists examine a 15-year-old girl who lived in the Inca Empire, then was sacrificed and remained frozen for 500 years….
Unearthed in 1999 from the 22,000-foot summit of Mount Llullaillaco, a volcano 300 miles west of here near the Chilean border, their frozen bodies were among the best preserved mummies ever found, with internal organs intact, blood still present in the heart and lungs, and skin and facial features mostly unscathed. No special effort had been made to preserve them. The cold and the dry, thin air did all the work. They froze to death as they slept, and 500 years later still looked like sleeping children, not mummies.

 This is “the maiden” and she is extraordinary. After a CAT scan or two it was determined that she had tuberculosis. Do you know what this means?!?!? It means that tuberculosis was a preexisting condition and not initially brought over to the Americas by Europeans. WOW

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the-milk-eyed-mender:

snowbell-the-rabbit:

cirquedenightlock:

silvic:

lifescountlessblessings:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

Third time reblogging I don’t care I will have a massive waving snail family on my blog and I will not be ashamed

oh my word this is so precious look at him waving aw hes so happy to see you!!!

he’s traNSPARENT

is that the lich i see

hi

yes were friends im happy to see you

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